Colder than a well diggers ass. gonna havta open up a can a' whoopass on ya. Colder than a witch’s titty. Like stink on poop. Balder than a peeled egg. Finer than frogs hair. Like a bump on a log. Like fallin off a log. Deader than a door nail. Faster than stripe assed ape.
Jan 07, 2010 · 23 Responses to “Hillbilly Colloquialisms or Idioms, Whichever You Prefer” widereyes Says: January 7, 2010 at 2:40 am | Reply. I’m impressed at this list, Dad. John Mark and I got a good laugh. You will be happy to know that more than one of these has either crossed my mind or come out of my mouth on various occasions. Your legacy will.
Aug 21, 2007 · Dumber than a sack of doorknobs. As much sense as a slowly-stewed rhubarb stalk. As much sense as a submarine with screen doors. Funnier than a rubber crutch. Finer than frogs hair, split three ways and sanded! A World's Fair load of logs! (Self-invented, because of a town in Michigan's UP sent a load of logs to a world's fair.
100 Redneck Sayings. If frogs had wings, they wouldn’t bump their asses when they land. 3. He’s so tight that his ass squeaks when he walks. 4. I’d like to have two of those coats. One to shit on, and the other to cover it up with. It’s colder than a nun’s c— on Author: CJ.
13 Southern Sayings the Rest of America Won't Understand half a frog’s as hair from, slicker than greased owl shit, out of pocket, colder than a well digger ass, barn sour mule, meaner Author: Rachel West.